Two and a Half Men — S1 · E1
2003 · Show · Comedy
Two and a Half Men
Episodes
S1 · E1Pilot2003-09-22
S2 · E1Back Off, Mary Poppins2004-09-20
S3 · E1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts2005-09-19
S4 · E1Working for Caligula2006-09-18
S5 · E1Large Birds, Spiders and Mom2007-09-24
S5 · E17Fish in a Drawer2008-05-05
S5 · E18If My Hole Could Talk2008-05-12
S5 · E19Waiting for the Right Snapper2008-05-19
S6 · E1Taterhead Is Our Love Child2008-09-22
S6 · E2Pie Hole, Herb2008-09-29
S6 · E3Damn You, Eggs Benedict2008-10-06
S6 · E4The Flavin' and the Mavin'2008-10-13
S6 · E5A Jock Strap in Hell2008-10-20
S6 · E6It's Always Nazi Week2008-11-03
S6 · E7Best H.O. Money Can Buy2008-11-10
S6 · E8Pinocchio's Mouth2008-11-17
S6 · E9The Mooch at the Boo2008-11-24
S6 · E10He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited2008-12-08
S6 · E11The Devil's Lube2008-12-15
S6 · E12Thank God for Scoliosis2009-01-12
S6 · E13I Think You Offended Don2009-01-19
S6 · E14David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie2009-02-02
S6 · E15I'd Like to Start with the Cat2009-02-09
S6 · E16She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime2009-03-02
S6 · E17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?2009-03-09
S6 · E18My Son's Enormous Head2009-03-16
S6 · E19The Two Finger Rule2009-03-30
S6 · E20Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau2009-04-13
S6 · E21Above Exalted Cyclops2009-04-27
S6 · E22Sir Lancelot's Litter Box2009-05-04
S6 · E23Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth2009-05-11
S6 · E24Baseball Was Better with Steroids2009-05-18
S7 · E1818-JKLPUZO2009-09-21
S7 · E2Whipped Unto the Third Generation2009-09-28
S7 · E3Mmm, Fish. Yum.2009-10-05
S7 · E4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator2009-10-12
S7 · E5For the Sake of the Child2009-10-19
S7 · E6Give Me Your Thumb2009-11-02
S7 · E7Untainted by Filth2009-11-09
S7 · E8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.2009-11-16
S7 · E9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair2009-11-23
S7 · E10That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"2009-12-07
S7 · E11Warning, It's Dirty2009-12-14
S7 · E12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste2010-01-11
S7 · E13Yay, No Polyps!2010-01-18
S7 · E14Crude and Uncalled For2010-02-01
S7 · E15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche2010-02-08
S7 · E16Tinkle Like a Princess2010-03-01
S7 · E17I Found Your Moustache2010-03-08
S7 · E18Ixnay on the Oggie Day2010-03-22
S7 · E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave2010-04-12
S7 · E20I Called Him Magoo2010-05-10
S7 · E21Gumby with a Pokey2010-05-17
S7 · E22This Is Not Gonna End Well2010-05-24
S8 · E1Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud2010-09-20
S8 · E2A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer2010-09-27
S8 · E3A Pudding-Filled Cactus2010-10-04
S8 · E4Hookers, Hookers, Hookers2010-10-11
S8 · E5The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel2010-10-18
S8 · E6Twanging Your Magic Clanger2010-10-25
S8 · E7The Crazy Bitch Gazette2010-11-01
S8 · E8Springtime on a Stick2010-11-08
S8 · E9A Good Time in Central Africa2010-11-15
S8 · E10Ow, Ow, Don't Stop2010-11-22
S8 · E11Dead from the Waist Down2010-12-06
S8 · E12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead2010-12-13
S8 · E13Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup2011-01-03
S8 · E14Lookin' for Japanese Subs2011-01-17
S8 · E15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak2011-02-07
S8 · E16That Darn Priest2011-02-14
S9 · E1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt2011-09-19
S9 · E2People Who Love Peepholes2011-09-26
S9 · E3Big Girls Don't Throw Food2011-10-03
S9 · E4Nine Magic Fingers2011-10-10
S9 · E5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro2011-10-17
S9 · E6The Squat and Hover2011-10-24
S9 · E7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets2011-10-31
S9 · E8Thank You for the Intercourse2011-11-07
S9 · E9Frodo's Headshots2011-11-14
S9 · E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes2011-11-21
S9 · E11What a Lovely Landing Strip2011-12-05
S9 · E12One False Move, Zimbabwe!2011-12-12
S9 · E13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion2012-01-02
S9 · E14A Possum on Chemo2012-01-16
S9 · E15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack2012-02-06
S9 · E16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy2012-02-13
S9 · E17Not in My Mouth!2012-02-20
S9 · E18The War Against Gingivitis2012-02-27
S9 · E19Palmdale, Ech2012-03-19
S9 · E20Grandma's Pie2012-04-09
S9 · E21Mr. Hose Says "Yes"2012-04-16
S9 · E22Why We Gave Up Women2012-04-30
S9 · E23The Straw in My Donut Hole2012-05-07
S9 · E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!2012-05-14
S10 · E1I Changed My Mind About the Milk2012-09-27
S10 · E2A Big Bag of Dog2012-10-04
S10 · E3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt2012-10-11
S10 · E4You Do Know What the Lollipop's For2012-10-18
S10 · E5That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam2012-10-25
S10 · E6Ferrets, Attack!2012-11-01
S10 · E7Avoid the Chinese Mustard2012-11-08
S10 · E8Something My Gynecologist Said2012-11-15
S10 · E9I Scream When I Pee2012-11-29
S10 · E10One Nut Johnson2012-12-06
S10 · E11Give Santa a Tail-Hole2012-12-13
S10 · E12Welcome to Alancrest2013-01-03
S10 · E13Grab a Feather and Get in Line2013-01-10
S10 · E14Run, Steven Staven! Run!2013-01-31
S10 · E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It2013-02-07
S10 · E16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby2013-02-14
S10 · E17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries2013-02-21
S10 · E18The 9:04 from Pemberton2013-03-07
S10 · E19Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon2013-03-14
S10 · E20Bazinga! That's from a TV Show2013-04-04
S10 · E21Another Night with Neil Diamond2013-04-25
S10 · E22My Bodacious Vidalia2013-05-02
S10 · E23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped2013-05-09
S11 · E1Nangnangnangnang2013-09-26
S11 · E2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball2013-10-03
S11 · E3This Unblessed Biscuit2013-10-10
S11 · E4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank2013-10-17
S11 · E5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 20032013-10-24
S11 · E6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants2013-11-07
S11 · E7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie2013-11-14
S11 · E8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.2013-11-21
S11 · E9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer2013-12-05
S11 · E10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!2013-12-12
S11 · E11Tazed in the Lady Nuts2014-01-02
S11 · E12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.2014-01-09
S11 · E13Bite Me, Supreme Court2014-01-30
S11 · E14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe2014-02-06
S11 · E15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin2014-02-27
S11 · E16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper2014-03-06
S11 · E17Welcome Home, Jake2014-03-13
S11 · E18West Side Story2014-04-03
S11 · E19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang2014-04-10
S11 · E20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia2014-04-24
S11 · E21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot2014-05-01
S11 · E22Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead2014-05-08
S12 · E1The Ol' Mexican Spinach2014-10-30
S12 · E2A Chic Bar in Ibiza2014-11-06
S12 · E3Glamping in a Yurt2014-11-13
S12 · E4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight2014-11-20
S12 · E5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.2014-11-27
S12 · E6Alan Shot a Little Girl2014-12-04
S12 · E7Sex with an Animated Ed Asner2014-12-11
S12 · E8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey2014-12-18
S12 · E9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey2015-01-08
S12 · E10Here I Come, Pants!2015-01-15
S12 · E11For Whom the Booty Calls2015-01-22
S12 · E12A Beer-Battered Rip-Off2015-01-29
S12 · E13Boompa Loved His Hookers2015-02-05
S12 · E14Don't Give a Monkey a Gun2015-02-12
S12 · E15Of Course He's Dead (1)2015-02-19
S12 · E16Of Course He's Dead (2)2015-02-19About
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
- Type
- TV show
- Year
- 2003
- Seasons
- 12 · 155 episodes
- Rating
- ★ 7.4 · 3,842 votes
- Genres
- Comedy
- Source
- Debrid relay — resolved on play
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